Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Pathar se dosti, jaan ko khatra,
sardar se dosti, dimaag ko khatra,
sarab se dosti, lever ko khatra,
humse dosti, waqt bewaqt sms ka khatra.

Age 2 Yrs..Nurse Ko ankh mare..

Age 3 Yrs..Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa

Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum

Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..

Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..

Age 7 Yrs...exam mein cheating karni seekhi

Age 8 Yrs...Papa ki Pocket se Purse gayab...

Age 9 Yrs...Pirated cd"s Ka dhaanda...

Age 10 Yrs...Papa Ki car Road pe..

Age 11 Yrs...Road waley apney apney Gharoon per..

Age 12 Yrs...raat ko subah, subah ko raat....

Age 13 Yrs...club jana shuru

Age 14 yrs...padosi ki beti Le kar Faraar...

Age 15 Yrs...Cigarettes ki duniya ka baadshah..

Age 16 Yrs...college mein admission

Age 17 Yrs...Whisky&Vodka ki dunya mein new name..

Age 18 yrs...ab shareef hogaya hooon!koi shrarat nahin karta
so keep txtng me.

Vegetable msg...


MOOLI gajar ka noor aap pr brsy

aap ki chahat ko Aaloo timatar trsain

aap ki zindagi mein ayin itnay kadoo

k aap tinday khanay ko tarsain...!!!;)

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don"t worry I don"t cry, I"m just happy that cows can"t fly!

What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don"t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

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