One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Shah Jahan baithay thay nadi k kinare,
Bachon nay un ko pathar maray,
Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo,
Khotay de putro pathar te na maro.

Tere inbox main mere sms ko pannah mil jaye,
To reply na kare to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye.

ATTENDENCE IN ZOO!!!!!!
LOMREEH?
YES SIR.
BHALOO?
PRESENT.
BANDAR?
HAZIR JANAB.
DONKEY?
DONKEY??????
DONKEY????????????????
ABE MSG BAAD MEIN PARHNANA PEHLE APNI HAZRI LAG WALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tutor: write ur fathers name in english.
Bunty wrote : beautiful red underwear.
Tutor : r u joking?
Bunty : no sir, his name is "sunder lal chadda"

Actually

baat yeh hai k

woh yeh K

ok listen carefully

oooh listen nahin i mean read it carefully

wid full concentration

daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

sirf 3 words he tou hain

ufffff its too difficult

ok im gonna say

dat

HOW R U??

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

arz hai



arz hai




arz hai




arz hai



aap ko tang karna hamara farz hai.

Ek Pathan Ye Sochta raha sari Zindgi Sochta raha..
sochta raha..
Aur soctay soctay hi mar gaya kay..
Meri behan kay 2 Bhai hei to mera
1 Kyun .. ??

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...kuch nahi...
bus waisey hee...

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi .
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ?
Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya.
Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ?
Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya.

Student : sir manhoos or phitkaar main kya farak ha ?
Sir : Beta jo is wakat sms par raha ha wo manhoos ha or jo us ka moon per baras rahi
ha wo phitkaar ha.
it is so simple.

AAJ AAP
"DIL"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"JIGER"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"DHARKAN"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"JAAN"TAK
MANGO
DE SAKTE HAIN



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