PRACTICAL TIP,
agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
or agar ghussa huee to
BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI..
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To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.But don"t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell !!
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1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...
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Yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo
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Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
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Teacher"pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai?
Student"- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....!
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ... look down & then... i lauf again
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again
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Teacher"pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai?
Student"- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....!
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
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Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo
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1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...
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To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.But don"t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell !!
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