BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch...... haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.




Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota


sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo


sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM

Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na


Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

College wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

Fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

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