Sardar: " Will you marry me?"

Girl: "Sorry! I am a Lesbian"

Sardar: "Whats a Lesbian?"

Girl: "I like to have sex with girls"

Sardar: "Maar Taali.., I am also Lesbian..!"

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.

Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan....

Chinese Couple:
A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as "Jo-Hua", "So-Hua"

Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi,
Yah afwa kisi bhanchod nai urai hogi,
Ghuss k teri gand mai rahain gay sada,
Itni jaga tu hum nain banai hogi

Q: What is the difference b/w Secretary & private secretary?

Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye...

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro...

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don"t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.

what"s common between the SUN & WOMEN"S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............

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