Love is life.
Who is your wife.
When she will sacrifice.
I will make her my wife.

Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!

Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye.

College wali Masale dar,
Office wali narum narum,
Muhale wali garma garam,
Aap kya samjay?
Main to roti ki baat kar raha hon..

AMERICAN SAYS: INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHKING HIS PENIS.AMERICAN:WHY R U SHKING UR COCK? SARDAR:I AM FUCKING MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH

SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?

DO U KNOW?


"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
JIYO...........................

TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER?
SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tats how u...eat an ice cream!

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
TRUE)..

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