Sardar: " Will you marry me?"

Girl: "Sorry! I am a Lesbian"

Sardar: "Whats a Lesbian?"

Girl: "I like to have sex with girls"

Sardar: "Maar Taali.., I am also Lesbian..!"

Thekaydar ka baita: "Papa mujay aik bhai aur chahiye aaj aur abhi"

Thekaydar: "Baita is kam main 9 mahinay lagtay hain"

Baita: "Papa ap to thekaydar ho, 5 - 7 admi laga do.."

At Hospital two nurses were discussing the new young Doctor.

1st says: "He dresses so well"

2nd says: "Yes and so quickly too"..!!

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

3 Facts of Life:

Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai

Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,

In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose motions hai.

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Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son"s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!

Boy : Oh !! Accha ? To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?

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