Lawyer: Jab tumhara rape hua to tum nay kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Bus g kya bataon ! Ladoo agar zaberdasti bhi khaya jaye lagta to meetha hi hai na!!!
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Sardar jadugar say: "Mujay jadu dikhao."
Jadugar: "Apni pant utaro aur jhuko."
Jadugar: "Tumhain ungli andar jati mehsoos hui?"
Sardar: "Haan."
Jadugar: "Laikin mairay hath to yay hain..
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Bachey k khatney k waqt naee ko mashwaray diye janay lagay.
Chachi Boli: Is kay chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is kay mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Naee Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?".
Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance.
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Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r rejected bcoz u dont have penis.
Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!
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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath say gaand dhotay ho phir gand say haath dho betho gay.
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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
Sardar : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
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Boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
Girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti
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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna.
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Pehlay kiss karo...
Phir bister per laitao...
Phir dono tangein uper kar k....
Thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...
Ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo......
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Kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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Kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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Abbay aapna mobile charge.........
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Main mangta hoon tu dati nahi...Jawab meri baat ka.....
Deti hai to khara ho jata hai... Rom rom jazbat ka...
Kyun keti ho bar bar dalo... Baloo main phool gulab ka.....
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